DragonForce

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DragonForce is a insane awesome musical band that plays power metal. The band are well reknowned for using manual whisks to play their guitars rather than directly using their hands.

DragonForce Lyrics

We will fight the blazing eagles made of evil / on the mountain fields / try to down too much champagne and long for quaffing beer again / We will grow our hair to 10 feet long / to massacre those whose weakness is dreadlocks / We until we get through the door that's made of ham / Our digestive systems are superior to their plans ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOO HOO HAHAHAAAAAA OHHHHHHHHHWOOAAAAHHHHHHHH HAM ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; WE WILL FALL INTO A TARPIT BUT WE WON'T DO ANYTHING / we will obey the conventions of our genre / and sing of a new dawn of time in which dogs reign over man / FAR AWAY in a castle made of villige idiots' heads / and a blazing flag draped over that weird corrupted man / who sometimes did some stuff in braveheart / glory will defend / our broken bones will soon be eaten / AGAIN / The goosalagoopagoop we'll eat its nose / and then we'll stick... its face in a pie or something. Yeah. YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH / Blazing fires blaze on fires until the fire ends / Elves will be corrupted until we repaint the fence / we will execute random people maybe like King Lear / insert lyric about something medieval here

Literary Versions of DragonForce Guitar Solos

DahDahDahDahDah We're Rockin out man xD badabadabadabadabada PSH BOOM TSH Yeah!! bubububububBiawwwww Woooooo!! We're awesome man, check out our rockin tunes man!! We can play instruments too fast and make peoples ears bleed!! Dude!! buzzkill or party foul??whos to decide? Wooooooooooo!! Here comes my solo, Tubular dude!!

BabababababababadadadadadadaWWWIIiiiaaAAAaawwwwwbadabadabadabadabadaFryphrt!!!!

Rightious!! Dude!! That was so totally extreme!!!

We so rock!!! Rock n roll, man!! Rockin!! I love The Rock!!! Although he sucked in scorpian king!! I have a pet rock!! Rockin!!!

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B'zam man, we kick ass!! Tubular, dude!! Extreme!! Rockin!!! DragonForce!!! Rockin, dude!!

WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWIAWWWWbabababababababadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOM

DUDE!!!!...twat.

List of DragonForce albums

• Their debut album "Psychosis of the King of Bhk"
• Their most famous album "Sailing the Tormentuous and Slightly Homoerotic Seas of Vaharangaith Whilst Carousing Gently The Forces of Evil"
• Their sophomore album "Pwning The Undead Armies of Q'Khq'F" (note:the album name is intended to be in Italics: the band said themselves that it had to be pronounced in italics
• Their experimental series "Chill-Out" of which there is 3 volumes.
• The album no-one thought they would release "K'Kkkkkk" was never released.

"How do you pronounce "Pwning The Undead Armies Of Q'Khq'F" in binary code?" "Really, winthorpe?"

References

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