Dubai

A predictable consequence of oil

Dubai is a land of hookers n' oil. AKA Heaven, just like Utah. It is part of the United Arab Emirates and it has a sister city named Abu Dhabi.

A typical Dubai hoe with a lisp

It's lit. As we light up the sky. Why?

There's a rumor that Dubai will take over Alaska, as long as it's not taken over itself by lisping pirates.

Therefore, Dubai is number one. At least within the UAE, because it's the only emirate that the cool kids know about. But we all know they're lying about going to Dubai. They're really being dragged by their parents to Branson. Again. And again. With nary a trip to Lake of the Ozarks (where the anime nerds are dragged by their parents. but at least it has water).

We hope that you have found this to be an informative learning session about Dubai. And remember, you can only do haram if you're transgendaa or rich enough to get away with stuff.