Whore

“This girl is on hire”

~ Alicia Keys

Whores at the door, having reached a final equilibrium of...

No...

Prostitution

Prostitutes find my money me very attractive. At least, that's what Big Bird says, and he should know. That's right, Big Bird is a pimp. Isn't that hilarious? It's the opposite of what you'd expect!

Big Bird followed me home one day and I shot him, but I still don't see what he was doing in my pants. Those Wiccans are all about Big Bird. Why, just the other day, I spotted Big Bird fallowing a Wiccan home and he shot Big Bird while wearing pants.

Pants

I pant after running a lot. Okay, it also happens when I run a little. I'm not a dog.

Internal monologue

It was inside me. I saw it. I snatched it up and ate it and then it was inside me again. I felt kind of stupid about that.

Just completely pointless

I don't really know why. Annie Lennox, I'm sure, was really into that one band about not let's starting. The Rolling Stones.

Just completely stoned

God, why have you or You forsaken me or Me? Also, does this look like cancer to you? No, I'm talking to you. I'd tell you I have lots of RAM but you wouldn't believe me.

Short paragraphs

They're easier to read.

Whores

Whores are easy to read.

See also

• Mastu-- urk...