Duct tape

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Very, very, very, very, very, very sticky tape that does not easily come off. Often, pulling it off causes a great deal of pain.

What is Duct Tape?[edit]

Read the description above. Or, read it again, if you already read it but then forgot it.

Uses for Duct Tape[edit]

Most Important[edit]

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The Real Most Important Rule of Duct Tape[edit]

Just remember this... it will make your life easy. Trust me. -- Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Always carry duct tape, in case of emergency.

Note...[edit]

Not to be confused with duck tape.