Economics lecture one
Welcome to Economics class. Why in the hell you signed your precious little life away to take this course, I will never know. You think you can just sit your ass in a seat for three hours and week and earn a penny a day! In any case, I am your lecturer who made much money selling chicken carcasses in the American economic system. So, you want to learn how this vile crap works? Well, you've come to the wrong place. This course will not at all expand your knowledge of the American economic system. However, this course will make you wish you attended that community college that that girl you lusted after loved and made a fool of you went.
Economics comes from the Greek words "eco" (Al Gore's plan to make us all heat and fry) and "nomics" (nominating icky ticks).
Macroeconomics is REALLY BIG ECONOMICS!
Microeconomics is So tiny I can't f--king see it!.
Assignment[edit | edit source]
- Define, in your own words, the term "economics".
- What is the difference between "macroeconomics" and "microeconomics".
- Please explain how Hulk Hogan went from professional wrestling to advertising for a furniture store.
- Explain Obamanomics and how they can be used to sell countries to China
- Explain the growth in prepubescent feminine product sales.