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Mars Cadbury

Well ... there's a funny story about that. It goes once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died.

Then after that, somebody in the Illogicopedian Pantheon of Infallible Gods decided that functional labels like "Edit" and "Talk" and "History" were just too insane for our sane web site, so they decided that "editing" meant "going insane" and "history" meant "past frenzies" and now nobody can figure out how to use our site! Crazy isn't it!! ISN't IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?! No.

So anyway, go die in a fire. Or go fly in a dire. douse yourself with water

Editing[edit | edit source]

Editing is the process of adding an edit to ing. In other words, you edit ing, and change it to ting, so you edit ting. Or editting. No, wait. That's definitely not right. Hence, it is wrong.

Um...editing is the process of using an edit to take over the world!!!! No wait, that's not right.

Um...okay...editing is a process, that involves doing an EDIT? of some kind. What the f**k does it mean?

TO MAKE IT "SIMPLE" THIS ISN'T EDIDITNG

To edit is to action.

okay so uhhh you take sumn an you change it

“In Soviet Russia, artikal edits YOU!!

~ Soviet Russian Reversial on Editing

guys anyone can edit this so be funny

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epstein files to be fully uncensored
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breadsticks[edit | edit source]

cheesesticks sticksticks dicksticks brownsticks

Bread Metro:[1]

bread (line 1A)

santigl (line 1A & 2A)

ufrygfr (line 2A)

dickdickline (line 1A & 3)

amongas (line 2A & 3)

IAMSTEVELINE (line 2B & 3)

FORKINTHEOUTLET (line 2B)

THESELINESARENOTINORDER (line 1B & 2B)

iJFK (line 1B, 2C, 3C & 4A)

iDiddling (line 4A, 4B, 4C, 5A, 1C & 2D)

CHAT WUT THE SIGMA

sigma sigma on the wall who's the skibidiest of them all is it u is it me NO ITS BABY GRONK U DUMMY

Cover yourself in oil[edit | edit source]

1. cover yourself in oil 2 taco bell double crumch wrap

Vámonos de fiesta a Factory[edit | edit source]

i put the new forgis on the geep

How to edit a page[edit | edit source]

Go to a circle K conveniece store and buy some head and shoulders clean full body dandruff shampoo which should cost exactly 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers for 30,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters, place it in the oven at 360 degrees counterclockwise, if you have terabytes on your toaster, please change the batteries in your mattress until dry, after that, add cocain into your mattress and smell it until you start feeling "good" and then heat your oven by another oven by 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Rankine until your oven starts having those juicy red dildos ready to fuck your ass. Now place the oven in your ass and wait for 9 months until da doktoer comes and gets your half fire half human baby now, get some popcorn and put it into your shampoo and mix with heat until popcorn dissolves, forming the same red dildos I mentioned earlier. Now make it go in your mouth, but also in your ass and wait for 9 months for the same reason as earlier. And after all of that, add Mentos to coke, and add it to the popcorn shampoo mixture and now drink, and now you have the power to edit!

There is another, more conventional way to go about this, though it is mainly reserved for BORING PEOPLE. First, you must have the page you wish to edit up on a device of your choice. I don't really care what device it is because I'm not the one making this decision. After this, you must wait until 3AM. When this happens, close your eyes and begin chanting "pleas let me edit the page i am snmart and can be trustedr with this abilbity :)" You can do this however many times you see fit. When you have finished your chanting, open your eyes. You should now have the ability to edit the page. I am not liable for any bodily harm this may cause. Good luck.