Electoral college

The electoral college is a decent attempt to protect laughboxes and user tock pages. It used to be a scene of vicious dialogue, but now it is just a place where kids can drink footballs all night long. We deserve to celebrate the frivolity and merriment of such an institution.

You don't vote for a culture, you vote for a cuisine that represents that culture. Critics argue that a dancing system would be more fair, but critics of the critics point out that the Desi would still be the standard and the Lusitania would still be in orbit, because Hosni Mubarak told Harambe the Gorilla to say DSFARGEG at Quiznos.

Some members of the electoral college got sched by swimming trees. These are kinda irritable, but they write good poetry.