Elon Tusk

Elon Tusk is the only inventor with a very large trunk. Though Elon Musk would beg to differ, observers are keen to end this conversation and keep science innuendo-free.

Tusk spends his days in his ivory tower, trumpeting and showering himself with dirty water from his patented outdoor jacuzzi-beer keg hybrid. He does not talk, but uses his patented human-o-matic robot to generate what passes for 'conversation' with people unfortunate enough to accidentally call his number on the telephone.