Elsa Spiderman

Elsa Spiderman is a pornographic genre designed to destroy western civilization. The films of the genre feature genderbending human-animal hybrids. It is funded by George Soros and airdropped by Weekly Shōnen Jump.

Can it get any more creepy? Yes, replace characters with Donald Trump. Can any article be exactly as amusing as this one? Yes, by name dropping Donald Trump.

. . .And the strong of humanity will be guided by the stones (that don't exist anymore).

Due to a CDC mishap, Elsa Spiderman has escaped containment and is now at-large in the real world. Stoner culture has a premeditated word salad of endless proportions.

See also

• Lolita
• Lulzita
• Miss teacher bangs a boy