Lolita
Lolita was a novel written by Vladmir Nobokov. The reason he wrote it was because he hated the name Lolita, and so he decided he would write something that would permanently associate the name with pedophilia in the mind of the public, and thus people would stop naming their daughters "Lolita". Evidently, he was successful.
Plot[edit | edit source]
Well... um... like.. how do I put this?.... bad things happen and stuff.
The Author's Name[edit | edit source]
Vlamir Nobokov's name has variously been mispronounced as Plaidbeer Knockitoff, Radsteer Hofflecoff, Vanadeer Bocklescoff, Mountaineer Ennerdoff, Pedobear Jackingoff and many other equally stupid things.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
The noted heterophobe Oscar Wilde scathingly rebuked Lolita for depicting heterosexual relations, which he described as "perverted, deviant, bizarre and disgusting". Oscar Wilde produced many such writings, the most infamous being "Keirash Homo", in which he asserted that heterosexual men should be put in special prisons and forced to have sex with each other.
