George Soros

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George Soros is the inventor of George Soros Funny Money and the GS ball. He founded MoneyGram, where he earned his fortunes. After becoming old and wealthy, he became a philanthropist, funding the charitable work of Titanic Sinclair and political campaigns in obscure states.

Everything you know about George Soros is not true. Everyone who knew George Soros is simply not. Here is the true story.

George Soros was born in Europe to some Euros. This made him money. He was cynical and miserly until three ghosts appeared to him and he became jolly and generous.

Except that's not true.

He is really and alien sent to benevolently give Earth all the alien technology. Or at least that's what they want you to believe. The aulartifacts were too old, and in any case, they would have figured it out.

George Soros is unimportant and you would be best to not pay him any attention.