Elton John

“This goes out to all mah DJs down in the Watford Massive, yo. Check mah badd self! Hup da hup da hoooough! *Produces phlegm* Oh God, I need a pint after that.”

~ Elton John

Elton Rubens Ze Alfonso John is gay straight a stupid leekwit Superman in a wig.

Trivium

• His real name is Flug No Flarbex, though he chooses not to use this. He thinks it's too 'normal'.
• His favorite football player is Michael Vaughan.
• He is in fact a lizard.