Elton John

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“This goes out to all mah DJs down in the Watford Massive, yo. Check mah badd self! Hup da hup da hoooough! *Produces phlegm* Oh God, I need a pint after that.”

Elton Rubens Ze Alfonso John is gay straight a stupid leekwit Superman in a wig.

Trivium[edit]

  • His real name is Flug No Flarbex, though he chooses not to use this. He thinks it's too 'normal'.
  • His favorite football player is Michael Vaughan.
  • He is in fact a lizard.