Emiliana Torrini

This article was not written by Icelandic people.  Otherwise this article would hate Greenland!

“I could sleep on a bed made out of her voice...”

~ Well, anybody.

One would gladly whistle for her.

The White Chocolate Farm: Who do you think of when you are asked about a particular Icelandic female singer with an exotic name?

<insert name here>: Erm, uh... That chick that wore a horrible goose dress to the Oscars?

TWCF: Oh, really?

You: Well, that's the only Icelandic-

TWCF: WRONG!!! Emiliana Torrini is an ostrich of unfeasible whistling! I mean, just look at her! Would you not be compelled to just whistle at her presence?! Just whistle for chrissakes!

You: I-I'm sorry, but I can't whistle, and she doesn't really seem to be an ostrich of some-

TWCF:I SAID WHISTLE YOU PITIFUL SOD!!!

You: I said that I can't whistle! You're being a bit too aggressive with me, and I don't think I'll want to carry on with this interview any longer-

TWCF: SHUT UP AND WHISTLE LIKE A FREAKING CANARY! W H I S T L E ! ! !

You: That's it! This interview is over! Who in the world controls this guy!?

TWCF: NOBODY CONTROLS SISI BAKBAK! NOW GET BACK HERE AND WHISTLE!!!

You: MAYBE IT'S THIS SISI BAKBAK THAT'S THE GIANT OSTRICH HERE! NOW OUT OF MY WAY AND SHUT UP!