Eric LaChappa

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Make some room for an alpha male.

Eric “J.R.” LaChappa is one of the counselors in Friday the 13th: The Game.

Appearance

• Thicccccccc, boiiii
• Male peak performance
• Homie got a 37 on his ACT. We put in that extra grind.
• Clean glasses
• Ralph Lauren shirt
• Extravagant hair

Gameplay

Chad’s stupid ass ain’t fixing nothing, so you gotta do it. You can fix things real quick so you can finish the game real quick. We all about efficiency, boiiiiii. Peak performance. Unbeknownst to many, you are actually a ninja and you can hide for days. Watched all 620 episodes of Naruto btw.