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Sherb Blub Meep Gug Error has occured: Imminent brain failure.
Say your prayers and prepare to travel to heaven.
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Errors are commonly found in my brain. Also found in Sherbonized Meepzonconsomealtoliminalshubgugzixers.

Annoying crap is errors[edit | edit source]

The Blue Screen Of Death Is Here, Fear My Wonderfully Blue Wrath. FEAR IT!

Windows has failed again. As usual. Please pay Bill Gates a little bit more money. C'mon, you know you want to...

An error is the singular form of errors. Because that's how English language works.

Error in ?pedia[edit | edit source]

[f0fe7eb12ee84f19c8a18255] /w/index.php?title=Error&action=history Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBQueryError from line 1506 of /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/libs/rdbms/database/Database.php: A database query error has occurred. Did you forget to run your application's database schema updater after upgrading? Query: SELECT rev_id,rev_page,rev_timestamp,rev_minor_edit,rev_deleted,rev_len,rev_parent_id,rev_sha1,COALESCE( comment_rev_comment.comment_text, rev_comment ) AS `rev_comment_text`,comment_rev_comment.comment_data AS `rev_comment_data`,comment_rev_comment.comment_id AS `rev_comment_cid`,rev_user,rev_user_text,NULL AS `rev_actor`,user_name,(SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(ct_tag SEPARATOR ',') FROM `change_tag` WHERE ct_rev_id=rev_id ) AS `ts_tags` FROM `revision` FORCE INDEX (page_timestamp) LEFT JOIN `revision_comment_temp` `temp_rev_comment` ON ((temp_rev_comment.revcomment_rev = rev_id)) LEFT JOIN `comment` `comment_rev_comment` ON ((comment_rev_comment.comment_id = temp_rev_comment.revcomment_comment_id)) LEFT JOIN `user` ON ((rev_user != 0) AND (user_id = rev_user)) WHERE rev_page = '54159' ORDER BY rev_timestamp DESC LIMIT 51 Function: IndexPager::buildQueryInfo (history page unfiltered) Error: 1054 Unknown column 'rev_comment' in 'field list' (localhost)

Backtrace:

  1. 0 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/libs/rdbms/database/Database.php(1476): Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->makeQueryException(string, integer, string, string)
  2. 1 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/libs/rdbms/database/Database.php(1236): Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->reportQueryError(string, integer, string, string, boolean)
  3. 2 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/libs/rdbms/database/Database.php(1703): Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->query(string, string)
  4. 3 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/pager/IndexPager.php(369): Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->select(array, array, array, string, array, array)
  5. 4 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/pager/IndexPager.php(223): IndexPager->reallyDoQuery(string, integer, boolean)
  6. 5 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/pager/IndexPager.php(609): IndexPager->doQuery()
  7. 6 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/pager/ReverseChronologicalPager.php(35): IndexPager->isNavigationBarShown()
  8. 7 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/actions/HistoryAction.php(235): ReverseChronologicalPager->getNavigationBar()
  9. 8 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/actions/FormlessAction.php(43): HistoryAction->onView()
  10. 9 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/MediaWiki.php(501): FormlessAction->show()
  11. 10 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/MediaWiki.php(294): MediaWiki->performAction(Article, Title)
  12. 11 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/MediaWiki.php(860): MediaWiki->performRequest()
  13. 12 /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/MediaWiki.php(517): MediaWiki->main()
  14. 13 /var/www/mediawiki/core/index.php(42): MediaWiki->run()
  15. 14 {main}

Error in The Anime[edit | edit source]

Error is anthropomorphized (or however you spell that) 'depicted as human' in the Anime "Computers and Their Creators" (電卓とその神々 hepburn: "Dentaku to sono kamigami") Also loosely translated as "Calculators and their Gods". This Anime is yet to come out in the year 2404. But since humanity will probably have ceased to exist by then, we will probably never witness it. However, when asked a Human AI from the internet about this Anime, it can confirm the release date will be in this year.

The Anime features other ahtnrhomoporhioerzed computer shenanigans like idk The Cursor (Protagonist), The Browser (Librarian guy with lots of wisdom, and porn) and wannacry.exe (The anatagonist).

See Also[edit | edit source]