Well, did you? Because I'm not going to fix them. No sir, don't believe for a New York minute that I have the spare time in between lolligagging and sauntering to sew up something that has no business being unsown at all. Not whatsoever! I mean, the nerve!
There is one recluse, living in my basement, with psychic vagabond powers, and he/she advises "Future is not certain". Nice... a magic 8 ball disguised as a Japanese screaming beetle.