Flower crab

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Flower crabs are a past race sworn to destroy all of humanity by the year 2008 24th December in a bid to end Christmas forever....

Flower crabs are associated with grues and anti-grues and have been known to eat a few for breakfast, which causes them to explode in an explosion destroying the earth. (Obviously, they haven't done it yet.)

Flower crabs are a sub-species of crabs and flowers. The pollen lands on the crab's eye creating severe irritation and puffinessness, and the eye drops off, spawning a flower crab.

Note: This is all based on assumptions and we are not liable for anybody being eaten by them. But please, go ahead and try.

Flower crabs have been known to eat flowers, crabs, me, you, teenagers, crab flowers, mutant cows, cows that are mutants, mutant cows that may or may not be flower crab eating zombies.

FLOWER CRABS HAVE A TENDENCY TO LOOK LIKE A CRAB AND SMELL LIKE FLOWERS!

If you see anything that looks like a crab or has pincers, eyes, hands, legs a body and smells like perfume, it's too late to run....

Solutions

No solutions.

In fact, by reading this line, flower crabs will swarm you and turn you into one of their flowery crabbish-like thingies, and you will die.

Close your eyes and it will be over b4 u noe it (approx 9999999999999 years)

DON'T LOOK BACK!!! *The HORROR!!!!*