Forum:Cheese discussion

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Anyone like cheese here? This discussion may seem oddly familiar... XY007 T C 10:26, 24 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Once I was picking apples with my family and Heracles in a surreal orchard when a meteor erupted from out of the earth with a simpering bang. We one and all being sufficiently startled, an iPad was brought for us to watch "Mike Tyson Mysteries", so that we could hilariously and properly display fight or flight as only a world class heavyweight boxer could possibly teach. In lieu of loo for manscaping, Lulu ducked into the nearest bodega for a quick buzz cut in the frozen foods section. Oh, I forgot to mention that Lulu is trans.
When frogs began to show up on the periphery, the dude who looks like Gaylord Buzzard uttered a prayer to the Old Ones, hoping for a little wiggle room before being shot by a spider cannon. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 00:37, 26 Arche 2015 (UTC)
What the heck does that have to do with cheese? XY007 T C 07:32, 26 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Are you serious? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 20:38, 26 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Yes. XY007 T C 22:00, 26 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Alright, I'm going to speak to you like I do with my dog[1]. Aw, isn't 'em a sweet puppy-wuppy that loves her daddy? Yes, daddy loves his baby girl, mostly 'cause you scares the bejesus out of trespassers... uh, this isn't working. Alright, I will speak with you the way I do with new people. ?pedia is sort of a special case wiki. I won't pretend to speak for the cabal, but rather I will share some of my own observations. For one thing, this sort of serious chat is a rare thing for me; I usually try to be illogical and maybe funny. So, much of what goes on here is goofy or silly, and probably some other stuff too.
In the case of the question, what has my comments to do with cheese... well, nothing really. Only that cheese, somehow, was a catalyst for the reaction which took place in the form of me writing nonsense. What? I'm a towel! No, wait...
As for cheese, well, it's been played out much like Chuck Norris at Uncyclopedia. So, rather than support another discussion about our favorite frommage, I chose to divert the course towards random weirdness.
In this case, there was a why of sorts; cheese being Chuck Norris. The actual drivel I wrote above was mostly an opportunity to write weird stuff. Most often I find that why only leads to an article, no real answers in the offing or awning. Pork?LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 06:58, 28 Arche 2015 (UTC)
  1. Silly talk aside, I respect my dog and her opinions above those of many primates I've met. Speaking with you as I do with Snowflake aka Frunobulax signifies that I am speaking as an equal, and that I respect you.
Personally I'd convene something else to that nature if I were you, but cheese and the emotions that directly or indirectly relate to cheese, whether parmesan, cheddar, or Kelana Jaya LRT station, are essential to the production and dissolution of general memetic infoplexes in real life. Even if I find that your 'dog language' cannot be used to its maximum effect on a being that is clearly a human Illogicopedia's resident deity, for it ?pedia is different.
As for the Cabal, it's important that we stay sharp in the eyes of clear humiliation between two benchmarks, as this is never an option for purpose that may be a planetary system... or it may be a figment of Kelana Jaya LRT station, but in general it will never match multiple service sources for any reason that could be calculated with B Algebra, C Algebra or legality of unperson maximums.
Customary legions of fanatics in the field of autopressuric philosophy especially those who hail from Reykjavik or even Kelana Jaya LRT station, but the course even though cheese is a mainstay in our ?pedian conversations, in whatever world we may be in... Anyway, being serious is too tricky and it's much easier, no matter who you are to be nonsensical. Point taken. XY007 T C 07:33, 28 Arche 2015 (UTC)
You are a quick study. I especially like your appreciation for the appearance of consistency, repeating phrases. May your enemies rot in hell. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 03:25, 29 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Umm... Kelana Jaya LRT station? XY007 T C 03:27, 29 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Optional leather reclining eComStation. It gets better smell gradient during gamma ray bursts. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:43, 29 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Personally I think the general auto-systematic service overall is better... XY007 T C 00:24, 30 Arche 2015 (UTC)