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Doctor? Doctor?! Hello... is there a single doctor in this squirrel's paradise; a house filled with nuts? If there is, then please hurry... I think my condition might be contagious! --Judah Tolstoic [234701] 16:03, 2 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- I have a hammer with two claws. Does that make me a doctor? -— Athyria
01:47, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- Close enough. Doctor... I fear... I fear that I might have an obsessive, nearly maniacal, addiction for lion taming! --Judah Tolstoic [234701] 09:34, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- If you're American, we need your insurance card. Otherwise, you can probably depend on the random kindness of your fellow humans to get you the help you need. If you have been diagnosed as bat shit crazy, proceed to the front of the line, rotate and spell harlequin loudly, in excess of 88 decibels. Hope this helps, or at least doesn't get you maimed.
12:39, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- I am an AMerican, yes, but I am surrounded by a horde of palindrones! I swear I'm not a liberal! I just love lion taming so much, that I tried to marry my hobby! --Judah Tolstoic [234701] 13:48, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- Perhaps you should try these gubers. Or... whatever they're called. -— Athyria 17:34, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- Perhaps you should try these gubers. Or... whatever they're called. -— Athyria
- I am an AMerican, yes, but I am surrounded by a horde of palindrones! I swear I'm not a liberal! I just love lion taming so much, that I tried to marry my hobby! --Judah Tolstoic [234701] 13:48, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- If you're American, we need your insurance card. Otherwise, you can probably depend on the random kindness of your fellow humans to get you the help you need. If you have been diagnosed as bat shit crazy, proceed to the front of the line, rotate and spell harlequin loudly, in excess of 88 decibels. Hope this helps, or at least doesn't get you maimed.
- Close enough. Doctor... I fear... I fear that I might have an obsessive, nearly maniacal, addiction for lion taming! --Judah Tolstoic [234701] 09:34, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
