Palindrone

Oh no, you silly boy! Tried to find palindrome instead of this? Poor lad!

Palindrones are robotic creatures programmed by Sarah Palin. Palindrones tend to be symmetrical, no matter what angle tries to scrape them apart. They abuse bonesaws while attempting to scavenge the feet from all liberals, who use palindrones as nothing more than metallic trash bins. The only way they move is right, no matter how they are placed on the ground.