Forum:Mischief of the Minute Mile
Argh. Well it seems again - to be that time of year. June. A boring time. Well then he came on a taxi, didn't he? Sense. Nonsense. Sense went away. Nonsense came. Read books? Nope, not on the Minute Mile. It could be a 'minute' (MYE-nyoot) mile. So it was too small to be a mile. Or it could be 'a MI-nit' mile. So it takes you a minute to walk a mile. Assuming a mile is 1609 metres, then we are going here 26.9 metres every second. That's over 100 km/h! Driving down the Minute Mile would be better. Anyway, a plane at a speed of 800 km/h can fly over the Minute Mile in 7.25 seconds. Ahh. Basic transport-based measurement mathematics. [honks horn gratuitously] 'Oh. Right. Fine. Cucumber-based delicacies.' Sense. Read books? Not with cucumber dip while dipping your toes into the azure waters of the Minute Mile. [sonks horn gratuitously]. 'Oh OK'. Is the only answer. Far away, green ideas sleep. Agh. That's annoying. Jun-ish? July-ish? Not much. But winter comes, summer comes, and the cold weather puts us inside all the time to edit ?pedia. Thoughts? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:47, 25 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Blip blip. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:52, 25 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- You think you got it rough? I'm being forced to go to summer school!
- 2+2=5? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:03, 26 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- No, 2+2=4.
Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 01:13, 27 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Eeble. 202.142.129.178 03:08, 27 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- No, 2+2=4.
- 2+2=5? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:03, 26 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- You think you got it rough? I'm being forced to go to summer school!
- The XPT takes 17 seconds to ride down the Minute Mile. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:08, 29 Aym 2015 (UTC)