Fresh Prince of Canterbury Town

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Well this is a tale all about when
My life got turned up on it's head
I'd like to take a minute, so please sit down,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of Canterbury Town.


In Olde Kent County, born and raised
In the stables is where I spent most of my days,
Grooming the horses, engaging in debate,
Shooting some pheasants outside of the estate
When a group of young men, they were shady at best,
Started openly mocking my family crest.
I got in a minor altercation and mother, with a frown,
Said "For your own good I'm moving you to Canterbury Town"


I flagged down a stagecoach and when it came near
I saw it was filled with peasants, I was struck with fear.
If anything I thought that this stagecoach was scary
But I thought, best move on, onwards to Canterbury!


I pulled up to the manor at around 5 o'clock
And I said to the driver "A fine trip, thank you sir!"
I looked at my dwelling, worth several million pounds,
Now I was the prince of Canterbury Town.