Fresh Prince of Canterbury Town

Well this is a tale all about when

My life got turned up on it's head

I'd like to take a minute, so please sit down,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of Canterbury Town.

In Olde Kent County, born and raised

In the stables is where I spent most of my days,

Grooming the horses, engaging in debate,

Shooting some pheasants outside of the estate

When a group of young men, they were shady at best,

Started openly mocking my family crest.

I got in a minor altercation and mother, with a frown,

Said "For your own good I'm moving you to Canterbury Town"

I flagged down a stagecoach and when it came near

I saw it was filled with peasants, I was struck with fear.

If anything I thought that this stagecoach was scary

But I thought, best move on, onwards to Canterbury!

I pulled up to the manor at around 5 o'clock

And I said to the driver "A fine trip, thank you sir!"

I looked at my dwelling, worth several million pounds,

Now I was the prince of Canterbury Town.