Family

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A Family group of related people consisting of:

• one dad
• one mother
• one boy
• one girl
• one baby (no defined sex needed)
• one (or more) mistresses (optional)
• a cheerio

Optional

• one cheerful neighbour
• one dog
• one cat
• one maid
• one butler
• one annoying boss for the dad
• a whole group (up to 8 people) of women to come around for coffee (or tea) during the afternoon for the mothers tea party
• one bus driver for the kids

Must

• the father Must hate his boss
• the mother Must be consistantly cheerful
• the mother Must enjoy: cleaning, gardening, cooking, helping kids with their homework, laughing politely, nagging (only sometimes though), wearing aprons, chatting (not talking) and most importantly, smiling.
• the son Must have a comb-over
• the girl Must have a really cheesy smile
• the girl Must wear a pink bow at all times
• one of the children Must have a "crush" with a kid at school
• the Must all be smiling for at least 20 hours of the day.
• the household pets Must get along with each other.

WARNING

DO NOT HARM OTHERWISE MUM WILL LEAVE AND DAD WILL BEAT HER TO DEATH