Frozen poo on a stick

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Frozen poop on a stick is an item which is important to the plot of the Disney movie Frozen. In that film, the character Hans takes a shit and wipes with a stick since there's no more toilet paper. Then, Elsa uses her magic to freeze the stick. Finally, Anna throws the stick at Donald Trump and his crew of extraterrestrial cosmeticians, killing him instantly. The reason the villain of the movie is Donald Trump is because of Supreme Empress Hillary Clinton's strict laws, under which the villain of every story must be Donald Trump. Then Tohsaka Rin appeared and kicked everyone's ass because Tohsaka Rin is best girl.

how to use frozen poop on a stick[edit | edit source]

There are many ways to use frozen poop on a stick. Carrying frozen poop on a stick increases your BCG stat by +2. It has less weight than a frozen fish on a stick but is more difficult to obtain. If you have difficulty using frozen poop on a stick, consult your local bee.

BERB GERB[edit | edit source]

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fun facts about frozen poop on a stick[edit | edit source]

  • it has two eyes and a television set
  • haha, Bcbkye
  • it is eating my sock monkey cheese
  • it is not eating my sock puppet cheese
  • frozen Bcbkye
  • it was used by he is the television show I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Sherlock
  • it can (knot) bee bathed in guava juice
  • it is pill-shaped