GET IN THE FOCKEN BAG NEBBY
This phrase was initially put into the Did You No? section by User:Felis Lupis in Ditzimber 2016. Some wannabe metalhead subsequently started using it in his edit summaries after ghosting the edits made by a vandal on the article Physics. From there the phrase couldn't escape from his zany and pea-sized brain, so after months of thinking of a story incorrigible and stupid enough for some banana-worshipping website to eat it up and share it with their collection of pickled animal embryos (I'M TALKING TO YOU, <insert name here>!), he finally decided to plop his fractured tailbone on a beanbag overlooking a landfill and started banging his fists on the keyboard.
SPOILER ALERT!!! Nebby eats haggis in front of PETA activists. You have been warned!
TRIGGER WARNING!!! Nebby asks a woman for directions in the story. You have been PTSD-carded!
DO YEW FOCKEN REALISE HOW FOCKEN 'ARD I WERKT FIR YEW!? DO YEW FOCKEN KNOW HOW HARD ET IS TO WORK THOSE FOCKEN FIELDS!? NO, YA DUN'T REALISE ET YEW FOCKEN UNGRATEFUL SOD! NOW EF YEW DUN'T FOCKEN GET IN THIS HERE BAG I WELL FOCKEN SMASH YORR FOCKEN FACE EN AN' FOLD YEW OP LIKE A FOCKEN PIECE A'PAYPAH! NOW GET IN THE FOCKEN BAG NEBBY!!!
Nebby proceeds to run away with an expression that can only say "NO YEW FOCKEN TWIT I WUN'T GET EN THE FOCKEN BAG!"
NEBBY YEW FOCKEN 'ORSERADISH GET BACK 'ERE AN' GET IN THE FOCKEN BAG!!!
You are probably wondering what the name of this foul-mouthed simpleton is. Perhaps you want a description as well.
She is always boiling to the brim with an ungodly combination of anger, cheap liquor, battery acid, and testosterone (she has a profound pheromone deficiency), and since her equally egregious friends call her "Ulcers," this could imply that she is also boiling to the brim with gastric acid. Unfortunately, no one can come at a sufficient distance from her without being threatened with severe bodily harm ("I'LL REMEWV YORR FOCKEN SPINE AND GIVE ET TO YORR FOCKEN GRAN AS A NEW WOLKIN' STICK!" "PISS OFF BEFORR I FOCKEN MEWTILATE YORR EXTREMITEHS AN' RIP OUT YORR FOCKEN HARRT!" "I'LL FOCKEN STRANGEL YEW TILL YORR FOCKEN EYES START FOCKEN BLEEDIN!"), so to this day her real name remains a mystery. As for her physical appearance... There's a reason why some stories leave things to the reader's imagination, and it is oftentimes for either your own pleasure or your own safety and sanity.
NEBBY! I'M FOCKEN WARNEN YOU GET IN THE FOCKEN BAG! I'VE HAD ENAUGH OF YORR STEWPID FOCKEN CREB!
Since this is Alola, no-one knows how to spell. Well, maybe everyone there has a stereotypical Scottish accent...
Instead, we get this scene outside a bridge:
NEBBY, YEW FOCKEN GOAT! WAT YEH DOIN' ON THAT FOCKEN BREDGE?! GET BACK 'ERE!
He never learns, does he?
NEBBY! I'VE HAD ENAUGH OF YOUR STEWPID CREB! GET BACK 'ERE! OTHARWISE, I WELL FOCKEN TORCHURE YEW WIT SHOVIN YEW IN T'ERE!
Nebby makes an expression that can only translate as "NO YEW STEWPID LITTEL SOD I WUN'T GET EN YORR FOCKEN BAG" and jumps off the focken bridge.
NEBBY YEW FOCKEN COWERD WHEN I FIND YEW I'LL FOCKEN SMUTHER YA AN' TIE YEW OP AN' PUT YEW IN THIS HERE BAG FOREVAH!
Is this even Lillie trying to get Nebby back in the bag anymore?
Yeah, I didn't think she had a Scottish accent either.
Wait, who's Lillie? Nope. Don't know. Why?
The bag in this case is a bag of hammers, often used as a comparison to a moron's intellect. The moron presents, the comparison is made... "smart as a bag of hammers"... lightning gave Peter Griffin the power to turn people into Robin Williams. When nonnegative integers come into play, Lillie retires for the evening.
NEBBY GET EN THE FOCKEN BAG ERL YOU WUNT GIT LOONCH!
I wonder what Lillie thinks of all this...