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- So what if there was this guy who lived, but didn't actually live?
- Intriguing. Does he have a snarky black friend?
- Yes he does.
- GREENLIGHT IT!
- So what if there was this plant that wanted to be a person, but couldn't comprehend the concept of living, but after being struck by lighting, became a plant person...
- ...and he must face the struggles of being prejudiced against!
- Yeah, you finished my sentence.
- Yes I did. You know they say that great minds think alike. GREENLIGHT IT!
- So there's this man, right?
- I'm listening.
- And every time this guy says the word "rambunctious", all women in a three mile radius become impregnated.
- I like where this is headed.
- So anyway, he calls his nephew rambunctious at Thanksgiving Dinner and accidentally gets his mom, grandma, two sisters, sister-in-law, and teenage niece pregnant.
- I'm lovin' the sexual tension, GREENLIGHT IT!
- A man loves a gopher, but his rabbi disapproves.
- Do I look stupid?
- Uh... no, sir.
- I love it! GREENLIGHT IT!
- I want to make a biopic.
- Okay.
- I want it to be about-uh...
- Spit it out.
- Me.
- Well, what have you done to warrant a film?
- Yesterday I pooped and it looked like a 'Q'.
- Is it even a question? GREENLIGHT IT!
- I want to remake "Marley and Me".
- Don't you think it's too soon to make a straight-up remake?
- Yeah, but you didn't let me finish. I want to replace the dog with-get this- a COUGAR.
- GENIUS! I always thought the movie would be better that way. I love the cougar. It's hip, it's fresh. That's what the kids of today wanna see. GREENLIGHT IT!
- I want to make a movie about a man who can transmit the HIV/AIDS virus by flatulence.
- GREENLIGHT IT!
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