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A picture of Gastrove at birth.

Gastrove was born Samuel Finch in 1999. He quickly rose through the ranks of Best Authors of All Time to number one with his epic story, Averduary of a Vestroge to the Ona Gorka (see The Fropulgration of a Vestroge for an excerpt). Today, there is no man in the world who has not read this story, as most countries sentence all who do not read it to death.