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George Floyd, Wala! Magic! The Magical magician who suddenly died by other, perhaps by practicing too much magic. It takes a lot to get to level 33.
Floyd was born on Farbleum 36, 923459 B.C. in Tirana, Albania to a family of porpoise farmers. He decided to learn magic (which was decriminalized in Albania 29 years earlier) after watching a neighboring witch turn a toaster into a unicorn horn by having a rhinoceros step on it. After graduation from high school, he tried to make a living by being a Surströmming maker, but there wasn't really a market for Surströmming in his village, so he quit after a month and decided to pursue higher education in Bangladesh. He did well in his studies, although he had some difficulty with astronomical year numbering, so he got a tutor and thankfully passed all his classes.
After graduating college, he decided to set up a practice in Laos. Unfortunately, he lost his life in an accident attempting to grind to level 33 by creating an immortality potion. The steps involved a wombat, a falling anvil, a falling heavy object (non-anvil), a sledgehammer, a battle-ax, a guillotine, a sheep, and penguin, and other, so it was clearly dangerous to begin with, and the accident occurred through no fault of his own.