Albania

Albania Is a small nation but has nations like the US and Italy as semi independent counties, it has major exports like cocaine or organs, the national animal of the nation is the Mercedes Benz , they also have beautiful women. And that's all, oh also, they have a enemy, and that enemy is a wild uncivilized species called Serbians who just care about Kosova, and Kosova is a land that Albanians inhabited originally and belongs to Albania, but anyways, Albania's population consists of only albanians and they speak Albanian, their capitals are Jerusalem, New East Albania (de facto) and Ismail-Qemaliashington DC, New Vlore County (De jure). And that's all.