Glenn Beck's Delusions of Grandeur

“You can't screw a chalkboard. You can't screw Glenn Beck. Wait, what?”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Today, and every day, I nominate Glenn Beck THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!”

~ Keith Olbermann

Hello, America. I thought quitting FOX News would create a boost in my popularity. It plunged me into obscurity.

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