IllogiZoo:Goat Satnav
| Goat Satnav | ||
|---|---|---|
 What will you do when your goats come home to roost? | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Critically Endangered | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Artiodactyla | |
| Family | Bovidae | |
| Genus | Capra | |
| Species | F. Capra | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(Reince Prius, 2011) | ||
Mewt!
Goat Satnav is a product which was unwisely endorsed by Sherman the stockbroking goat. It is a goat with a satellite dish on his tail who sits on car dashboards and tells the driver where to go. All Goat Satnav ever says is; "mewt, take a left." Unless of course the driver would actually be correct to turn right in which case he advises; "mewt, take a right."
Invariably this process ends with the diseased customer finding themselves on a desert island. It is still unknown how this happens but Sheryl Crow and her pet dustpan are investigating the phenonomon in their new show; "We Shit Emus" to be aired in your vagina. Cyndi Lauper interviewed Barney the dinosaur for his opinion he stated; "Give me all your STDs!"
Then Goshzilla came and ate them. Pwnt.
And Red called him a gimp for using the word "pwnt".