God Save The Cheese

Ladies and gentlemen, now stand for the anthem of Illogicopedia!

God save our gracious Illogicopedia,

Long live our noble jalapeño,

God save the cheese.

Na na na na

Send her Victorians,

Lizards and Bananamen,

Long to rain in the house,

God save the cheese.

[Cheering from the stands, King Illogia waves to the people]