HowTo:Make a Cheese Sandwich

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How to make a cheese sandwich, by Clint Eastwood.

Go into town
Showdown with sheriff
Get shot
Pinch his eggs
Buy some bread
Butter bread with eggs
Make sandwich
Whistle the High Noon theme tune whilst eating your horse and riding your sandwich.

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The cheese sandwich series
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