Cheese sandwich of doom
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“It lurks in the foulest pits of hell, spitting, hissing and waiting for people to fall to it!!!”
ARRRGHHH!!! It's a Cheese sandwich of doom, run for your clean hands!
Properties of the Cheese sandwich of doom
- The Cheese sandwich of doom can flow over ground on a lubricating layer of grease.
- It can defeat opposing breakfast-based snacks with bolts of grease lightning.
- It consumes smaller weaker cheese and/or/? bread based foods in epic chase scenes coreographed by the matrix people.
- It stomach erosion powers are secondly only to the Big Mac.
- It's cheese is strong enough to kill french people.
- It's Italian cheese
- It's bread is toasted, nicely toasted.
Instructions to the construction of the Cheese sandwich of doom
- Take a bit of sugar
- And spice
- and everything nice
- then burn it so it's toasted, nicely toasted.
- Start again
- Toast some bread nicely
- Grate an old man's foot over the bread
- Toss pie in (preferably mango but apple works).
- Heat the mixture over a fire conjured by Dumbeldore, or "Brenda" as he likes to be called.
- Glare at it whilst coaching it to play sports, using phrases like "girl-pants".
- Make it eat a Big Mac (this stage can prove fatal on both parties).
- Leave it to stand in boiling fat for a minute or so.
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