ITT Technical Institute

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Lucky graduates of ITT Technical Institute can go so far as to be in charge of running sales at a grocery market.

ITT Technical Institute is a government certified education substitute and front for organized crime. Founded by Gunther Quisling in 1996 under the auspices of the Pentagon, the purported mission statement is to give troublesome war vets a place to go occupy themselves, convinced what they're doing is "learning". Potential candidates are weeded out from vegetables, raccoons, breasts, intelligent people[1], and cement blocks.

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  1. Experience has borne out that smart people (IQ 90 and higher) become quickly dissatisfied with the competency of staff, usefulness of what they're taught and potentially being laughed at down the line when they tell a job recruiter, "Oh, I have a Bachelors degree from ITT Tech.)