I AM ANNOYED FOR SEVERAL REASONS

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OK, I am seriously annoyed right now.

  1. I didn't get my IllogiTimes delivered this week. I want my IllogiTimes, dammit!! I paid... well, nothing for that! And I don't even get it delivered!
  2. My cat is meowing at me. And I don't know what he wants. What do you want, cat? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!! Is it food you want? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I give him food, toys, drinks, money, fame, fortune, a 4-bedroom suite, his own spot on every major talk show, I pay for his RuneScape membership, I let him use my Illogicopedia account for vandalism, I even agreed to set him up his own PayPal account and sign him up for online dating services so he could find the girl of his dreams!
  3. I lost my car keys. Which means my car is sitting there and I can't get inside. I left all my por- umm, homework in there! So how do I get my homework so I can... finish... it?
  4. I lost a check for a £1,000,000. I won the Lottery, but I dropped my check under a vending machine because the damn machine won't accept million-pound checks, and instead it got stuck in the money-slot and broke the machine. So instead of having a million pounds, I now owe the store £8,500 for a new vending machine.
  5. I lost my dignity. My pants fell down when I stood up to pray in Church. And everyone saw my underwear with "I <3 TELETUBBIES" printed on them. What? Don't laugh. My mommy made them for me. IT'S NOT FUNNY!!
  6. I think I may have soiled myself just now. Because I'm so annoyed. AAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH!!!
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