I Heard It Through The Grapevine

“I hoid it through the grapevine!”

~ That dude in Creedence Clearwater Revival

“baaa ba ba ba dun dun ba baba dundun”

~ The guitar riff

Delicious!

I ate some of those grapes on the grapevine. They were delicious. But Marvin wasn't happy. He sent out Godzilla to come and kill me. But Godzilla became a tiny puppy. I thought the tiny puppy was cute, so I picked it up. Little did I know, the puppy turned back into Godzilla and ate me! But, Godzilla was so big that a human could live as a parasite inside Godzilla. So, I lived happily ever after, eating things in Godzilla's stomach.

Yay!

I know, it's magical, but it's just like what the parasites that are sometimes in our own bodies do. They're my role models!

Wait!

It's science!