I has

I has...

• Telekinetic powers
• Lemonade
• Your mom
• Cool stuff
• An awesome Mac computer
• Awesome Illogicopedia articles
• Random crap
• An avocado
• A Hyundai
• A

random steak dinner of diesel engines and homicidal screaming carrots spawned by computers dancing tofus

• Other things

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRAFFE CUBICLES

And you hasn't, so bleeeeh.

I can has

• Cheeseburgers