I has

I has...

• Telekinetic powers
• Lemonade
• Your mom
• Cool stuff
• An awesome Mac computer
• Awesome Illogicopedia articles
• Random crap
• An avocado
• A raccoon
• A

random Volvo of skulls and homicidal screaming carrots spawned by rainbows amazing t-shirts

• Other things

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRAFFE CUBICLES

And you hasn't, so bleeeeh.

I can has

• Cheeseburgers