I say, old chap

I say, old chap. How goes that new car of yours that makes the bouncy and the smoky?

The password is Illogicopedia sucks. Srsly, it is. Just go check. N0w. I command you to go and check. By order of Xenu, you must go and enter that password right now. If you don't know where to enter the password, go ask that guy over there.

And now for an important secret

Your nose is on the middle of your face. OMG!!1 But you already knew that, because you're picking your nose right now. Aren't you? Don't try to hide from me, I know what you're doing. LOL!!1 Stop picking your nose, that's gross!

I'm going to beat you to death with excessive punctuation

Or will I?@@{&}!!@@$$$!!££!!@@!!!11!!!!!~~###1!!~!1'1#11@!!!@!@!@!@@@@@?////

Ha, you're so dead. You eated the purple berries. Let's just establish one thing; you are ugly.

-ahem- YOU! JEE! ELL! WHY! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! You ugly!

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Please collabarate with me on this article. I'm lazy. So I don't finish my articles. SSSSUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRVVVVVIIIIIIIVVVVVVVAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!1 Sorry, just thought I'd sing a Disturbed song there. Anyway, you will not survive the next 24 hours, as I was not saying. STOP STARING AT MY BUTT!!1