Xenu

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Xenu, also known as Lord Xenu, is into happy hardcore, waeaewaewa!

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Xenu.

It's not his fault Mr. Hubbard said he killed people. That volcano looked like a hot tub!

Ancient History[edit]

Xenu (or some crap that some nutjob made up) is a fictional character in L.Ron Hubbards story book "Scientology, How I made it all up" apparently he destroyed entire alien civilisation and sent their soules down to Earth to become humans. In no way was L.Ron Hubbard depicting Xenu off Ming from Flash Gordon, but made the entire thing up to suck peoples believes in religion telling us there is no afterlife and that we should spend our entire life worshipping aliens. No one would have suspected that the great xenu spoke to Tom Cruise and John Travolta who is telling us that he actually exists (though it doesnt mean a lot coming from a washed up 1970s actor and a midget)

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Scientology
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L. Ron HubbardScientologyThe CansXenu

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Gods
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André BretonBONJOOK, The Banana GodCheeriosCthulhuFlying Spaghetti MonsterGodGod 2.0G-dGoshGrim ReaperGrim SweeperJoccu-ThanMonkey GodMr BlobbyMr. Peepers, the Duck Hunt dogPrincess StargloQuetzalcoatlRococo BasiliskSpace SatanThe God of Fried Chicken DrippingsXenu

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