Purple berries

Purple berries (similar to green berries but with a hint of #7D26CD) are a kind of berry that is definitely not red, and if you think so that's because you're, like, 3 years old. They were found in a jungle by some brave adventurer who was eaten by a lion. Their discovery was later claimed by some rich kid who was in the jungle hunting for the tooth fairy, or something.

The scientific name for them is beridae psychonalamium saderalas namiutuala roflmaocopterium, but if you call it that you have no life and that's why you read Illogicopedia, you squelch-bellied florb-blaster.