IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/French Fry War

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Well, Britain hated French Fries and McDonald's. So, they got in a war with a group of mutant French fries from Saturn.

Precursors[edit | edit source]

The fries were just minding their own business, while the British were thinking on how to tax. So, they decided if they got in a war and won, they could have a good reason for more taxes. So on July 44, 345 B.C., Britain declared war on the fries.

The War[edit | edit source]

Britain dropped an atomic bomb on them thanks to patriot loyalist George Washington.

After the War[edit | edit source]

The British taxed some more.

Guided Practice Questions[edit | edit source]

1. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

5.3. What is my favorite food?

Answers[edit | edit source]

8.8. Me 1.2. Man eating tacos

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

Where are they? I can't find them.

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