IllogiGames:Predicament/Vroom
You somehow frighten off the pursuers with your low quality revving but push the glass shard further through your netheregions towards your rectum. In your pain you accidently nudge the handbrake and kick down on the accelerator. You are thrown into the backseat where your arm is broken as it slams against a tickle-me elmo. The car, now going considerably fast, flies over a speedbump causing a wheel to fall off and role into an old man's groin; You smash against the windscreen where another shard of glass lands in your eye. You open your remaining eye, which at all time previous to this point had been resting (lazy eye) to find yourself flat on the bonnet with a mercedes emblem lodged in your back. As the car hurtles down a hill towards the Imax cinema you crawl slowly towards the interior in an effort to stop the proceedings, it's then things happen very quickly. You grab the steering wheel which breaks clean off, seconds before the car crashes into a wall resulting in your corpse's flight through the iMax window and past a stunned audience with 3D goggles.
Rest assured the audience give the movie the best reviews any 3D movie has ever seen. The janitor eats your body.
THE GAME BEGINETH!!![edit | edit source]
You're on your way to an illogiconference at Illogioxford university, as usual you are planning to arrive at the meeting exactly on time; unfortunately for you it's rush hour and several thousand people have got other ideas. As time ticks by you get increasingly edgy and hot under the coller. 15 minutes before you're expected to give your speech you're still in Cornwall and only able to pick up radio Wales, there is only one car in front of you and it's holding up the traffic for miles with it's grandma-esque driving; you eventually lose control of yourself and take out your frustration on that car. As you go to town on the license plate with your stylish Doc Martens several formidable looking men jump out of the car cracking their knuckles and walking towards your direction in a menacing fashion. You have to think fast: