IllogiNews:I have no idea
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There was going to be an insane page, but I have no idea. You need an idea to write about, you know. Writing without an idea is like... well, Jack Kerouac. Like a big nothing. A whiskey-based, heroin-induced scripture of prattling, running on and on, all for a big nothing. I now support the use of nuclear energy.