IllogiNews:Illogical politics as usual

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In France, young ladies are required to dance every day. Sometimes this happens.

ITCHY CLAW, Alaska - Wonderful news from almost Wasilla, where the Christian Economic Council on Why We're Better Than They Are has met for the last two weeks, announced the results of their analysis of the current position on the French; they smell. "When you go caca. they make you stand up", said FZ who apparently didn't care much for the French either. Sitting about vats of Chili con Queso and dough balls, the fat bastards and bitches declared their superiority over yet another group of skeith and xweetok.

“The only difference between conservatives and liberals is what they call their own particular disgusting, filthy habits.”

~ Reverend Zim_ulator on on on and on and on and on and on and on and on