IllogiNews:Illogicopedia is Becoming Uncyclopedia!

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This is Illogicopedia after its transformation! HELP, ADMINZ, HELP!

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After recieving a flood of users from the Uncle Pete guy himself, Illogicopedia faces a mob who seek to place quality standards here. In the previous report, which this is based on, IllogiNews:Illogicopedia to pass Uncyclopedia in quality standards, it clearly states the fact that us Illogicopedians are actually expected to know the definition of funny which is traditionally a foreign word to Illogicopedians. Uncle Pete is however, becoming Encyclopedia Dramatica by comparison. We say this because of Uncyc's large amount of inappropriate images and unusually large amount of teenage angst that is clearly not clever satir.[1] Now, what is Dramatica turning into? Well, Nupedia! Jimbo's very first blog! They want experts there for some odd reason! HELP!

You may be asking: What is all that wiki turnaround for? It is a new pandemic called the "Wiki Reversal Syndrome". It's where wikis, due to some virus, become slowly more and more like wikis they tried to distance themselves from. Illogicopedia is becoming more quality-oriented, like traditional Uncyc. Uncyc is becoming more teenage-jockprepgeekkill-angst oriented, so is becoming traditonal Dramatica. And Dramatica is becoming Jimbo's dead blog.

The conclusion is that the wiki world is dying and is gonna eat itself and grunt itself out. And then explode. This is simply the evolution of the wiki.

  1. It's strange how an Illogicopedian can recognize and differentiate angst and satir. THE INVASION MUST BE STOPPED!