IllogiNews:There is officially no point crying over spilled milk

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Experts announced today that crying over spilled milk is a redundant, dangerous mode of behaviour. Their 56.3 page report concluded that weeping over lactate not only affects the environment but actively helps Iraqis in their quest to take the oil back. If this behaviour continues it is feared that our stockpiles of poor "Your mum jokes" may run out as early as 2009.

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