IllogiNews:Twin towers pop up again from the ground

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Early today the once knocked over twin towers have managed to pull themselves up from Ground Zero and start a new life. Congress sent their top tower inspectors to check if the news was to be believed. George Dubya said in a statement of disbelief...

“This is the biggest thing since sliced bread! The towers are up again, w00p!”

Now let's hope they bend over when the planes come again!

Oh sh... Agh! FRICKING HELLK, PEOPLE ARE DYING IN HERE! *jumps out window*