British people say "zebra" funny, with a short e.
|Class||Not A Fish|
|Order||No, definitely not a fish|
Kitchen Zebras are household pests found in many suburban homes. They are full-sized African zebras, but instead of living in African plains, they squeeze themselves in to cupboards, shelves, and holes in walls.
"I was so upset when I discovered that I had a zebra infestation!" says one homeowner, "I kept hearing this scratching coming from inside the wall, so I opened the wall up expecting to find a mouse or something. Instead, a fully grown zebra tumbled out of the wall. I chased him out of the room with a flyswatter. The next day I found a nest of the bastards in the attic."
Kitchen zebras can be eradicated with twelve-foot mouse traps. Turning lions loose in your home also works. How is pregnant?