Illogic Poem Book/Page 28

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"Failed Limerick" by Gruntled[edit]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who lived there until he said "**** it."
"I'm moving to Orange,
and nothing rhymes with Orange."[1]
As a result, this limerick fails.

Writer comments: Originally published here by Gustav Mahler in 1683 during an hallucination, this poem was plagarized by Gruntled, who stole it from himself.




  1. inside the logical world, that is. Here, we have Groarnge. Put that in your pickle and fnurdle it!