Illogic Poem Book/Page 28

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"Failed Limerick" by Gruntled[edit]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who lived there until he said "**** it."
"I'm moving to Orange,
and nothing rhymes with Orange."[1]
As a result, this limerick fails.


Writer comments: Originally published here by Gustav Mahler in 1683 during an hallucination, this poem was plagarized by Gruntled, who stole it from himself.

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  1. inside the logical world, that is. Here, we have Groarnge. Put that in your pickle and fnurdle it!